It doesn’t matter.” “Tell me.” I blushed and she said, “If you want to do it to me, let me know. You might get lucky.” “Oh, you know, ...erking off while watching you rub off.” She nodded, “That’s certainly doable.” “And between your breasts.” “That’s doable. Anything else?” “Well, yes...” She looked at me with a raised eyebrow as I blushed, and she finally said, “Let me guess. Anal, right?” I nodded and she continued, “Nope. I’m sure you’ll think I’m a terribly old-fashioned girl, but I’m. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"George Bernard Shaw"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."Benjamin Franklin"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."Dave BarryBeer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000. She started running her fingers up and down my arm and it sent shivers down my body, it was a cute moment, we held hands and acted innocent, as if we were just studying. After the class we hugged and I walked her home, we exchanged our numbers and I went home with my friends, we continued to talk all day on messages and calls and it was all very easy, talking to her felt like natural and I felt that I knew her since years, our connection definitely being strong. In night, while texting I asked. "Junior ... Wendolyn the third ... from the Island. Mom is Wendy Too." And the big answer."Then you have a watch," said Geoff.She was a little shocked but confessed, "Yep ... I have a watch." Your Highness." Geoff gave a little bow.Junior returned it. "I guess ... I don't like it much ... but Mom is the Princess of the Princessapality ... so I guess I'm a princess too. I'd rather be a prince," Junior said. "Princes' have more fun." As a general but often broken rule, princes' don't get.