.. wait ... again?" "Yeah I don't even know where to start." Chris sighed heavily "This last years has just been ... terrible." "Why don't we hang out... have a few drinks and talk through this. this is, messed up, you sound like you need to talk about it. And drink. A lot more! You have some time this week?" "How about Thursday night? Kelly is going out, so i'm not sure she will even be home." "Perfect, I will pack the fridge if you want to swing by, we can have some drinks, and hopefully burn. As we sat at the table waiting on our appetizers she pulled a pretty large gift out of her overly large purse. She slid the gift across the table to me and said "Early happy birthday. I couldn't wait any longer to give it to you." Being the present whore I am, I was elated. I didn't waste any time ripping the decorative paper off. What was under the wrappings shocked the fuck out of me. Lying there on the table in a very crowded Ruby Tuesdays was a 10 inch, dark brown, realistic fleshed strap. Mandy didn't know whether to laugh, cry, scream or just faint dead away. Shannon had bragged that her boyfriend Rod had sucked her pussy, and she claimed it was the best thing she had ever felt. Mandy remembered thinking "You lying bitch. You wouldn't let Rod near your pussy and even if you did he wouldn't put his mouth on it." She now decided she was going to have to apologize to Shannon as soon as she could. That was about all she had time to think of before her daddy's teeth on her ultra. “Well sir, I’m not sure you can get anywhere near that amount. But I made $165,000 a year. However, when they didn’t renew my contract that just felt like they were casting me aside for a younger woman who didn’t want to have children,” Anita says to me.“WOW, 165K?” I say.She looks beaten as if I’m going to not offer her something close to that money.“Well, how about this then and I’m making this offer good only until the end of the meal. How about I offer you a 5-year contract at a flat.