It was impressive. My business requires me to deal with a lot of salespeople, my own and vendors. She was doing a first-rate selling job, and I still ...id not know what the product was. This was not a fitness trainer, obviously, especially not at these rates. What exactly she was, remained elusive. I extemporized, ‘Could we have a tour first?’ Smiling, she responded, ‘Of course.’ Was there a bit of shark in that grin? Hmmm. She led me to the changing rooms, and the canned sales pitch kicked into. Then she laced me tightly into my trusty corset. I pulled a black tank top on over that and tucked it into my Levi 501's. Funny how your male jeans fit differently when you are wearing a corset. I had to pull my jeans way up over my hips, and belt them tightly around my compressed waist. L grabbed me by the hand and put me on my knees in front of her in the bathroom. She grabbed my right ear in her left hand and showed me the remaining earring in the home piercing kit Tami got as a present.. Mike’s son, Kevin, was probably the closest thing I’ll ever have to a son.”“Don’t give up. I know you and Martha’s divorce was hard on you, but you’re still young enough to remarry and have a child.”“Theoretically, but my inability to give Martha a child was a major factor in the divorce. If I ever have a family I’ll have to find an instant one, and most of those come with too much baggage.““That may be true, Malcolm, but I wouldn’t stop looking. You might find what you’re looking for among. ”“Yo-you’re blackmailing me,” I said, surprised, she was a very nice woman and I didn’t think Jane would go that low.“Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer to think of it as suggestive decision making.”“O.K.” I said hesitantly, “If that’s the only way. How do we start?”She looked at me with a bored expression, as if the answer was obvious. “we kiss, dumbass,”“Oh, right,” I reluctantly leaned back and to the side, puckered my lips and kissed my girlfriend’s mom. In a word it was awesome! .