The romance saved our marriage. That and Jesus. You do the math. I figure that 3 farts per week over a year works out to about 156 farts. So in 20 yea...s, I've inhaled over 3100 farts.”Marcus cleared his throat and continued. “I also love to fart! I have a nice wrangler ass bubble butt that looks delectably juicy in faded skintight jeans or tight and squeaky shiny and squeaky vibrating vinyl or leather pants! I love to rip ass in my tight jeans with no underwear or slide around on a vinyl seat. She had been trained as a wireless operator during her compulsory service in the confederate army, but apart from that she only had an aborted hyperlane navigation studies to show for. If her uncle had not pulled some strings with someone he knew from HR at Elysium Interstellar she was certain that she would never have gotten the job.And yet Nadine treated her as an equal from the first day after they had left the orbit around Earth. She had always taken the time to answer any of Heviyas. She also very much smelled like Butch’s come, which had been resting in her cunt for several hours. But all of those factors made her feel sexy and kinky. And she felt on top of the world. Losing her virginity had been even more exciting and much more emotional than she expected. And spending the rest of the night in bed with Butch, while both were completely nude, was the icing on the cake. While waiting for him to wake up, she closely explored his dozens of tattoos for the first time. They. They get into a car and drive away with a guy, it's just a chance they take." Have any of your other ladies been beaten?" About six months ago, Marlene, she worked the streets, went to a hotel room with a guy. The son-of-a-bitch tied her up and beat the crap out of her. And to top it all off, he stiffs her." Is she okay?" Naw, he done somethin' to her head. She ain't right -- acts funny around her Johns, so I cut her loose." Where is she now?" Hell if I know. Out on the streets somewhere I.