"I let myself flop backwards into the chair, which was rather comfy. The seat was well padded, and it had four legs and no armrests. Jade swayed her h...ps back and forth as she unfastened button after button. The triangle of her exposed flesh moved farther and farther down with each button, moving down past her navel, and then exposing her panty line. A few moments later, the shirt was completely open in front and she leaned backwards, encouraging it to slide free of her thighs and trail behind. I was still in a bit of pain, but I could at least function. I got myself ready and went to work. At work Debby was quite cheerful, I think she was looking forward to seeing Marcus at the gym that evening. We worked through our tasks and I was given the afternoon off. I decided to go shopping. I was wandering around the shops in the trendy Cotminster area of Barstow when I saw Alison and Tibah, looking in a letting agent’s window. ‘Hello,’ I said to Tibah, ‘looking for somewhere to live?’ ‘Oh. ”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the. After one or two minutes I felt a very hard slap on my left buttock. This time stroke was in triple force and speed.I felt dizzying and trees in front of my eyes were circulating and darkness came in front of my eyes. I saw stars on a hot afternoon. And my asshole began farting and shitting in thousands speed. I was doing latrine like loose motion at that moment.I looked behind and I saw Bandu was standing behind me. He told me to sand up. I took the bottle of water to wash my buttocks. But he.