Two sunbeds were just inside the door. "I'll take one you get the other and lets get them in the garden. Suns got there now".The back third of the gar...en was coated in sunshine so we placed them there. "Why two Mrs Wilkinson?" Oh Steven ! Call me Hazel. You're a big boy now ok" "Ok Hazel please call me Steve. Im called Steven by Mam when I'm in the bad books". She laughed and said "Im just going to get changed wait here".I did as I was told and she came back in her bikini with two glasses and a. “It’s not a thingy; it’s called a cock”.“Were you trying to copy what the horses were doing?”“Just drop it. When you’re older I’ll explain it to you”.“What if I go in and ask mom to explain it?”“No way. I will get into trouble so you better keep this quiet”.“I’M GOING RIGHT NOW AND TELLING MOM WHAT YOU WERE DOING”.“Okay, let me try and explain it to you, but keep this between us”.I gave her the kiddie version as best I could, but she had so many questions.“What if I get horny? What do I do,. I had lost my virginity last night. I hadn’t told--couldn’t tell anyone. I saw Zoë ignoring me; she seemed unable to read either.“Oh, um, you want to set them up?” Kia pondered back at me. “We could try. I don’t think Suzi’s into Dashawn though.”“I figure we get together. We go somewhere. We abandon them. Magic happens.”“That’s a solid plan.” Kia agreed. “Fine, come over with Dashawn in an hour or two. Maybe you could bring Reggie too? For Laurie?”“No, I’ll see you then.” Maybe I shouldn’t have. Some guards can join us as well. Others, not so much. We can use that to help swell our ranks. Also, cosplay conventions are full of geeks and nerds very keen on the idea of a more advanced, enlightened civilization. Many of them will be openly sympathetic to our goals,” I realized, causing the Xenarian trio to smile a bit.“Yes, yes, definitely thinking outside of the box in terms of recruiting your ... soldiers. Anyone else?” Ben inquired.“A few other places occur to me, yes. More adult.