.1 You say “the city” and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circl... to Battery Park, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.3. You think Central Park is “nature.”4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.5. You’ve worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car.)6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression-OR-You can retire to Michigan where...1. You only have three. “I still have a few things to do,” he continued, “I’ll be back very soon and then finally enjoy my meal!”Saying this, the monster slammed the door shut with a demonic laugh, locked it and left. Me and my casual acquaintance sat there for several minutes in shock, thinking everything over and we lost the ability to talk for a moment. I could believe my own ears. So he kept us here until we wake up and then devour us alive… This is something that no one would like to experience ever.“What are we. They knew that we didn’t have much cash with us when we left the hotel, so when we showed them our ninety-four hundred dollars, they were shocked.Matt said, “Holy fucking shit, how did you girls win that much?”I laughed and said, “I guess we got lucky playing black jack and craps, and it was probably good that we quit while we were ahead because we were coming back to meet here.”Then Jason said, “You guys win, so Matt and I are just going to be eating your sweet cunts tonight after dinner.”Tina. A sidestep and a yank on an outstretched arm or a large foot pushed between the legs of the other idiot as he went by seemed good enough to me. I explained that moves like this were for when he had a lot of time and didn't particularly want to damage the challenger.For other occasions, when damage to the opponent wasn't a concern, I taught Shaton the value of a fist applied to a nose or jaw. We did not use any live fire demonstrations for this. I liked my nose just the way it was and I was.