Her face wasn't even that cute, but perv that I am you'll make my penis very happy with chicks from ugly to smoking to in between. She wasn't ugly th...ugh, but her facial characteristics were just sort of mannish and funny. I wanted to jam my dick all up in her so bad now. I was ecstatic to be getting teat and face pics of her now, and happy she was dressed to the nines for me.'Yeah, like five fuggin times.' I said. Her face said she was unsurprisingly puzzled.'Are you saying this is the. But that doan mean I'm too ol' or too slow to grab a chanc't at some strange... and that gal was some good looking strange to me. I'm a-guessin' she was pushin' 15 years younger than I was, say 'bout 40ish. Lookin' at her you knew she'd be 'round the block a time or two, but she was still a pert' good lookin' thing. She was 'bout shoulder high to me, sorta brunette with red glints where the sun hit. I ain't gonna lie and say that she di'n't sag a bit, but it sure wasn't a lot an' those two. "This is no joke," I said.He opened the door but he called out something in Spanish before he let me pass. I saw the man who had to be Tobias, he had that air of dominance about him. "You that lady sheriff from over in County Seat," he said."Actually of all Warren County," I said. I was trying not to show my discomfort at being in the lion den."So why you come here?" he asked."I came to give you a friendly warning. See Warren County is no longer gang friendly. If you make a move in my county I. I would love to, but should I worry about your husband? I asked, trying to be overly dramatic. Oh hell no, hes out in Nebraska or some place, probably over a thousand miles away, come on in, she said with a smile. Okay, was my reply, but first, is there anything else I should know about you before I go into your house? Well… yes, I might as well tell you that Im not really a blonde, as youll hopefully discover anyway, if you come into my house. I didnt catch on to what she just said until.