”Dad lowered the pistol and pulled the trigger, “Oops, sorry about that, guess I forgot to put the safety on.”Derrick howled and whined, “You ...hot me, you hick town asshole. I am going to sue your ass.”“You will need a police report to do that, and what are you going to say, ‘I was trespassing, assaulted his son, and threatened his houseguest?’ By the way, the hick town police chief is my cousin.”Dad threw him a dish towel and told him to, “Wrap this towel around your foot and get the hell out. I haven't got rid of my belly yet so I'm not confident enough to wear a bikini, so I wear a white onepiece. I can't abide those bathing caps and as I was wearing it longer now and it took a while to dry.As I was checking my roots for signs of grey, I noticed a young woman standing behind me. She was dabbing her face with a fluffy green towel, but her eyes seamed fixed on me. I thought I was mistaken and continued drying my hair. When I looked again she had moved a little but was still staring. Edward looked at the two women.“Undress each other” he instructed “slowly”The girls just stood staring at the body of the man they thought was a nerd as he looked back at them unsmiling.“Now” he commanded.Maria and Stephanie began unzipping each other’s dresses and peeling them slowly down and stepping out of them. They looked at each and smiled and then kissed wetly, hands running over each other’s bodies. Edward watched, sipping his drink as the girls made out in their underwear. He watched. As I entered the cool water I became more excited and my nipples became erect and feeling between my legs my clitoris also excited and erect enhancing the pleasure. With the water up to my neck I took deep breaths and with one final breath I slipped below the cool blue surface and searched the water for somewhere to anchor myself, deeper and deeper I went, the sea becoming cooler as I powered down through this underwater heaven, using powerful scissor kicks with my strong thighs and one arm,.