There is a lovely Monet hanging in the upstairs bedroom that has been in my husband's family for many years. Come follow me, I will be your guide."The...horny churchman took the arm of his devious hostess and escorted her up the circular staircase to the sleeping quarters. Their inspection of the Monet was culminated quite quickly and they both staggered to the large bed with their arms and legs wrapped around each other like a husband and wife just coming home from a night at the theater.Marie. Mein jawan hu aap bhi kuch kaam jawan nahi….mauka aacha hai bas aap aur mein aur koi nahi..B- i love my husband i can’t cheat him I- your not cheating him…ur exploring your beauty and aap bhi mujhe pasand karti ho i know dat… While talking…..Mein apna haath ghuma raha tha bhabhi ki gaand par and pressing it…. She was getting seduced …. Bhabhi bhi garam hone lagi aur kuch boli nahi…. Dheere dheere meine apna haath bhabhi k nighty ke andar daal diya niche se aur panty k upaar haath ghumne laga.. .. I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him...”Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.-- Steven WrightWhen will all the rhetorical questions end?We have mileage, yardage and footage. Why don’t we have inchage?Bumper Sticker:If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.The other day, I was walking my dog around my building ... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.-- Steven WrightStudies show that. While that held certain attractions, let's face it, I'm an asshole, not a sex-thrill-from-torturing-women sort of freak, No, I'm a different sort of freak altogether. I'd rather enjoy her charms today, and not particularly increase her pain in the process. I set the belt down. For her part, Annie hung loosely in her bonds. I stepped over to her and, raising her mask, asked, "Ready for the next phase, or do you need a break?"She opened her eyes, stared at me blearily, and said, "How about some.