Now although my life is blissful, I must admit that the sex has always been a little lacklustre. Not that I mind, even princesses can't have everythin... their hearts desire. So I was very excited the other evening when, whilst snuggling on the sofa watching Top Gear, he suggested that we might like to spice up our sex life with a little role play. Well, Aunty Sex, my heart instantly started going boomdy boomdy boom and my fanny was fluttering like a flutterby. I was so excited imagining him as a. She does. She loves me. She told me she loved you very much." Allen was lying, but that's what Sybil had told him. She told him Gwen didn't love him, that Gwen was a rotten whore who had slept with Bob while he was away. Allen had wanted to get Gwen then and beat her, but Sybil had stopped him, telling him he should be more clever. He should wait until next weekend when they could get both of them, Gwen and Bob. They would make it look like an accident in the swimming pool. No one would. Mark had come along with Chrissy, I asked if he wanted to play with us, but he told us that after their last tour of the US, he was ‘burnt out to buggery’, in his words.“The tour, the gigs were all fantastic,” he said. “Five weeks around the north-east, upper mid-west and north-west, all sold out gigs. But doing thirty gigs in that time, travelling in a tour bus, it got to all of us after a while. I don’t know how Chrissy keeps going, she loves the pressure of touring, but for me, I was. She: :)Sunday went in a flash.Monday morning I reached office by around 8 in the morning.Raju has his office at 10 in the morning, so I was sure his wife will message me after 10.As expected she started by around 10:30.She: Hi There.Me: Yes there.She: :)Me: Ok you made me wait for quite some time, now go ahead.She: I’m not sure were to start.Me: What is it regarding?She: Raju…Me: Oh what about him?She: Nothing wrong, but it’s about your wife’s conversation that actually disturbed me.Me: What.