"Mario continues to wait, while the boat sinks lower and lower into the water. When the boat is barely afloat, Mario calls again:MARIO: "Mayday! Mya b...at, she hassa almost sunk! I needa help NOW!"AMSA: "This is Maritime Rescue. Acknowledged. Our Focker Friendship is on its way out to you now."MARIO: "Look, I noa needa your Focker Friendship! I needa your Focker Help!!"The Italian Wedding(Note 1: the groom, Luigi, has a secret, of which his bride is unaware - when he was young, he lost half of. So anyway onto the story one night I was down at the cinema and I was going down on this guy he had both hands on the back of my head and he was pushing hard he had a big cock it felt good in my mouth so as I was doing what I love doing I was on all fours on a couch and had my arse the air and he was playing with it slowly here did my jeans and started to caress me it felt good then he reached around and stuck a finger in I moaned hard when he did that I was in heaven soon he stopped I wanted. I like boats. Around ten o'clock this charming man who reminded me of a particular older actor came along and bought me a drink and struck up a conversation with me. That went on until just after eleven when he asked me if I'd like to go someplace quieter, like his boat. Oh, yeah, I wanted to see the boat and thought at the time that leaving the bar whilst shitfaced and alone with a man I'd just met to go see his boat was a FANTASTIC idea! We literally walked out the door of the bar and then. He watched her as she knelt between his knees and slowly pulled his dick from his pants. She held it at the base and swirled her tongue around the tip, reciving a moan from him. She then wrapped her lips around her teeth and slid half of his completely errect dick in her mouth and started twisting her hand up and down the rest of it. Her tongue was twisting in all types of speeds and directons and she was slowly bobbing her head up and down, occasionaly sucking the tip. She would completely.