"Right now, your mother would not only knife me, but she'd stand there and twist the blade. Let's not talk about her, k**. I'm too damned happy to cha...ce having that happiness destroyed." "Okay, dad. If that's the way it has to be. We'll talk about something else." "Like you," he said. "You weren't a virgin, and I'm glad of that, the way I'm hung. Have you been laying some k** I know?" She shook her head. "I lost my cherry to Don, and you never met him. It was kind of messy at first, since he. They never thought of why their wives were fucking Pa specifically on 2 days of the month each month.Pa's daughter Annie also had five children, three girls and two boys. Even though she was married to Pa's neighbor Zeke, all of her children were by her Pa as well.They were all anticipating the 13th birthday of the first group of children. There were no other boys for miles to consider as possible husbands. They decided that the wives would take the cherries of the two boys who turned 13 and Pa. Lisa for her part could barely speak in whole sentences most nights. After going through so many pairs of soiled underwear from all the loads of sperm, she finally just went without. Seems like Lisa was constantly walking around with an old rag she used to wipe up small puddles of cum that frequently escaped down her legs. She took lots of showers and was usually in bed and asleep before 8, at which point I would get a play by play of all the action that day from the boys.Lisa checked each. I hope he is a very fit man. Yes?" The pair of them burst into peals of laughter at that, Archie again slapping me on the back and Giorgio shaking my hand, "Welcome Señor John. Any friend of Archie is friend to me." With that he wandered off again to serve some more desperately thirsty customers."What? ... How?..." I stammered, once again amazed by my friend's ability to surprise me."Idiot." he chortled, "Didn't you ever wonder why we never had to pay in the restaurant next door? Ever wonder.