Thank God, that didn’t happen. I was being enough of a dork already. She smiled and looked down at the couch between us, then slid over into that ...pace, placing her left leg over my right. Then she took my right hand which was still on the back of the couch into both of hers.Looking at my hand, tracing it with her fingertips, she asked, “You’ve never been with a woman, have you?” Shit, was it that obvious? Of course, it was. Dork! My mind churned through all my “conquests” until I. . It’s not bad. I’ve had worse. That place on the high street is pretty dodgy, isn’t it, Slim?”“That it is, Bills,” I replied with a grin. Was that how I’d been? It was pretty funny to watch.“Yes, I’d heard that,” Clarissa said. “If we want Indian we always go into Westmouth. There’s this one restaurant on the sea front that’s just fantastic.”The world definitely hadn’t righted itself.After we’d finished eating, Clarissa walked with me back to the common room, leaving Billy and Kevin to. " Talking to the animals?" A sarcastic voice from behind made me wonder whether it was going to be my week for people to sneak up on me. "Apologizing to squirrels for stealing their acorns?" Hey! I'm giving them back," I protested, turning to see a beautiful young woman seated causally on the riverbank behind me. There was no way she could have gotten there without walking past me. Almost no way. She was ethereal, surrounded by a visible aura, her too bright orange dress showing no signs of the. Michelle's non-stop kisses after she pounced on me declaring "Daddy" along with Lindie's as she snuggled against me, sent me to heaven and back. I don't think that I have ever felt so satisfied in my life. Not even back the day that, as first time lovers, Lindie and I had shared our special rite of passage together. Our collective first!"MOM!" Michelle shouted. It stopped us in our tracks. Her head had lifted up off of my face. Her chin stretched upward and she was looking just beyond my head..