Itni patli hai woh ki uske chuche hai hi nahi. Isliye koi use is haalat mein dekh kar uttejit nahi hota. Aaj woh kuch jalde me thi. Uske piche jaate w...qt uske nange gaand ki jalak mil rahi thi. Jaise he woh bathroom mein ghus rahi thi usne Siku ko waha se dur jaate dekha.Woh ruki aur mudke Siku ki taraf kadam badhaye. Achanak darwaza band hua aur uska towel usme phas gaya. Jab usne doosra kadam badhaya uska towel kul gaya. Aur woh puri nangi zameen par gir gayi. Uski choti gol jawan gaand khule. ”This reminded me of the time my darling wife tricked me into spending a night with Jackie. “Hmm,” I thought, “That hadn’t turned out so badly.” But then saner thoughts took over. I didn’t really want another relationship. “Honey, I really don’t want to. You’re all I need.”My wife is nothing if not persuasive, and she couldn’t help but throw a guilt trip on me. “Sweetie, I’m going to be gone with another man for a month. I’m going to be having a good time, and I don’t want to worry about you. The vans are less than 200 yards behind it," Chopper 1.They were 6 miles away if they stayed on RT 301 and did not take the RT 50 at the split. A nervous waiting game was afoot. I called the guys together for last minute instructions."If they turn into the lane stay behind the cars, if they ram the cars get away from them - don't get crushed between them," I said.Then they took their positions again. I stayed with Andy at the last car before my Suburban."They are a mile from Morton Airport. I got up and snuck into the bathroom and dropped the soiled item into the linen basket and returned to my bed. As it was early and I felt sated, I fell asleep quickly. A little later I awoke, aware of a noise that had disturbed my sleep but could not place the sound. I lay there, building up the energy to get out of bed when a voice behind me said, "I see someone has been a naughty boy again". My head whipped round to see my sister-in-law's face poking around the bedroom door. Next thing, her.