Yeah, I understand.”Her: “And distance, as well.”Me: “Fine. But can I ask you one last question?”Her: “Go ahead.”Me: “What are you cal...ulating the velocity of, anyway?”A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.His friends see him and ask “Hey man, what are you supposed to be?”He replies “Oh, I’m dressed as a turtle”His friend responds “A turtle? How are you supposed to be a turtle? And who is that woman on your back?”The man replies “Oh, that’s. He sat there for a good ten minutes. Finally, he got up, entered the stateroom and sat down on a chair next to the bed and opposite the sofa-bed. “Ok Audrey, let’s talk. “ “Okay Jeff but the discussion has to remain calm and respectful. I will not be yelled at, cursed at or any of that. I just won’t stay and take that.” “Okay, I’m sorry about all that before Audrey, I lost it for a few minutes is all.” “All right Jeff, I’m listening. What is going on with you?” “First of all, you have to. The only reason not to be embarrassedwas knowing every other guy was too busy with his own issue to worryabout you. And then afterward, we slowly went back to the bus, whichthen took us to our respective homes." Well, the next week was not one to remember. I fell into a deep funk,as bad as when my wife died. I mostly slept and refused to eat. Icouldn't bear the thought of leaving the house again dressed up likethat. I don't know how long it might have gone on, but then Tom came tomy door, and. She had to do what she could to save the other girls.As she got into town the news that she was alive and had returned had the whole village in an uproar. She made her way back to her old house followed by a throng of townspeople. Her father was more than a little shocked to see his daughter alive and it took several minutes for him to calm down enough for her to tell him about her adventures and her new love, the Minotaur.He couldn't believe at first what she was telling him - so many terrible.