One afternoon, I was cleaning out the garage for my father. It was a hot day, so I kept hydrated and took off my shirt to even out the farmer’s tan ...'d got during training. There was an old crate and some scraps of wood that required several trips to the back yard. On my final trip back, I heard a familiar voice from behind me. “Oh, hi honey. I didn’t know you were back.” I hadn’t noticed Renee doing yard work next door. I dropped the wood onto the woodpile next to the shed, and walked to the. I casually sat between the two boys and asked where this had come from. Neither answered, instead Tom asked if I thought the girl was enjoying that. I replied (in a rare show of bravery) that I didn't know and perhaps we should find out. Well that green lighted Chris who undid my towel and just froze staring at my naked body and freshly shaved bare pussy. I moved in and kissed him deeply before moving to kiss Tom. As I kissed Tom I felt both men’s hands touch my breasts and for the first time. She locked eyes with me. ‘You’‘What’ I said, not sure she meant what I thought.‘Oh come on, you know what I mean, you’re good looking and I’ve seen the way your eyes linger on me’. She said, grinning and turning her body to face to me and grinning.‘I’ve only just ended things with Adam, besides, we’re drunk’ I replied, wanting it but not entirely sure.‘I cannot help but look at your trousers and know that you want it rather a lot’I grinned and looked down.‘But if you don’t want to do things. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than in my apartment, and screw me the way you have all retirees, then it isn’t going to cost you a damned cent tonight!”What do u call a woman with no legs? Fanny Walker.A frog telephoned the psychic hotline and was told “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know.