"Just follow the plans, gentlemen, and remember, the bonus is for beating the completion date. And the penalties start the next day." I've been dealin... with contractors since I've been in short pants, it seems; the universal language of 'money' always talks louder than words.Okay, I know. 'Where did the money come from for this kind of place?? Everyone asks me the same question. Some of it was from my former mother-in-law, a world traveler before she married the father-in-law who was a retailer. From the way she seemed to be moving about the room, I could tell she was searching for something.Jokingly, I said, "Didn't you go before we left?" I'm looking for a phone book, smart-ass. Do you want Italian or Chinese?"I responded with, "Hookers or food?" Food," She replied. "I wouldn't know how to expense the hookers."I countered, "How about 'Expert Witness?" And what am I to tell the auditors when they ask what area of expertise they had?" She asked playfully.I answered, "Forensic Knot. Very simply put, I kidnapped him and took him to an empty building in the Jewish ghetto (a redundancy, I know).It didn't take long to get Winnie to admit that he was one of the vandals, but he was relying on the protection of the Top Hat gang to keep me from hurting him seriously. It took a couple of hours to convince him that I was not afraid of the Top Hat gang, and he was going to hurt even more if he did not start talking. A candle flame applied to his balls did wonders to loosen his. ”“Julie, you’re gonna make me blush…tell me more,” my brother quipped. "The thing I remember is when you asked me to show you how I jacked off. You caught me by surprise.”I giggled, “I know. I still can’t believe I said that…It was so bad of me...I was a very naughty little girl that day, huh? And you made me promise not to tell anyone, before you'd agree to do it. But you started to do it! You actually started stroking yourself while I watched! Watching you was so...I don't.