. ah ... cute?”“You never said I was cute,” I argued. “You said I had a great rack.”“I was telling the truth,” he said.If his eyes hadn�...�t flickered downwards, I might have stood there for a long time, clueless. But when they went down, they didn’t go to my breasts. They sort of just jerked down and then right back up. So I looked down, too.We had a section on human reproduction in health class. I’d never seen one, but I knew in theory what an erection was. Suddenly, I was looking at my very. Oooooh. Aaaaah. Oh God! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! YES YES! Aaaaaah!Nooooo," she cried. I could feel myself getting ready to climax, so I gave her a brief countdown. "You ready to come?" "Yes yes, yeah!" "Ok, you can come in five, four, three, two, one-" "Aaaaaaa-" I cut off her scream by leaning forwards and pushing her head into the bowlwith both hands. Her arms tried to push me off her, but I was bent heavilyover her, I wasn't going anywhere. She exhaled, an unwise move, bubbles. " You know, I thought I might get upset or jealous, but the God's honest truth is I thought it was great. Now I'm thinking I'm the luckiest fucking man in the world. You get to be the second luckiest." But none of this goes on back in Dallas, right?" he asked."None. I think the 100 mile rule applies here. 100 miles away from home, if I'm anywhere near your wife, she's fair game. Same goes for you and Sheri." Like a Cozumel trip?" he asked smiling."Bowlegged for the whole week," I told. "Soon we were off to the corner of Blacktown Road and Campus Drive and from there we found administrative offices. I sent Sarah in and went to find a legal parking spot.When I got inside, I was at a loss, so I began reading the notices tacked and taped around the entryway. Pizza discount coupons. Chinese restaurant menus. "Ride needed to Forbes." "Room available, Female only." "2004 RangeRover, 120K, best offer over $5K." All the genres I'd expect were represented. I was scanning the "wanteds":.