If only Susan would support him against the kids, he knew that things would work out OK in a few months. As he pulled into his driveway, he wondered w...o owned the car blocking his normal spot. He knew the cars their friends owned but this was new. As he walked in the door, he noticed his wife and a strange man sitting on his couch. “Bill, honey,” Susan said, “This is Tyrone, Tyrone Jerad Smith. He and I have something we need to talk to you about.”Bill did not like the looks of this. Susan was. I was rinsing Rachel’s hair when Mom heard her cellphone ringing.“That must be Jessica. She told me she may call.”“Hurry and get it, Mom. You need to invite her and Ms. Alexis over for some wine and a sexy movie one night.”“I’ll ask her if she ever watches dirty movies on Pay-Per-View.”I dried Rachel and she dried me. We’ve always done this when we shower together. She walked out of our bedroom naked. I tossed my bathrobe on my bed and followed her.Mom was sitting at the kitchen table naked,. " Historically that fits. Men went out and hunted, while the women stayed back in the cave and cooked and raised the kids. This is not to say that such cultural stereotypes should still be the rule. It may, however, explain why there are so many references to cooking, in euphemisms for female masturbation.While Jack (later to adopt the surname 'Off') was out hunting wooly mammoths, Jill stayed back home, preparing a Clam Bake For One. Technology, not being very far along yet, restricted her. CST Lake's Edge Hold, Elfrealm Lake's EdgeAfter assembling all the Chicago Mages and representatives of each color Dragon, Elnore addressed the crowd, "Greetings all, welcome to Lake's Edge. We have a decision before us today that can shape the course of Earth's and human history. This, of course, is whether to make full contact with the five extraterrestrial races that have sent scouting parties to our solar system. Now, we realize that this is a weighty decision and we are even thinking about.