.”“Has what?”“ ... a large ... phallus.”The word hung in the air and it was the priest’s turn to pause before speaking.“Joseph, I’m so...ry to tell you this, but it’s critically important that you know ... You are in serious danger.”“What do you mean, Father? What kind of danger?”“I have seen this phenomenon before. Too many times, unfortunately. The forces of darkness seek to corrupt our village with stunning regularity. All Hallow’s Eve is a common interval for such acts. Thankfully, it has. The downstairs was deafly quiet but I could hear voices coming from the upstairs. Quietly I crept up the stairway. I could now make out the conversation between my parents, most of the talking coming from my mother."Look John," I heard her say. "I just can't take it anymore, I have to get out." I was very shocked and surprised at the low tone of her voice. I stood there and listened as she told my father how she screwed her way to the top of the firm she worked for. Dad's face was blank. I'll. Everyone said Sirius had died that day with the Muggles he murdered, but Remus still felt a connection to him. He knew it wasn't just a flight of fancy or his inner romantic nature taking over.He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. It was a bloody holiday and as all his well-meaning friends said, he should get out and try to stop brooding. Fine. He'd go to a Muggle pub and find someone tall, dark, and brooding. Maybe for a moment eh could pretend that it was Sirius. It wouldn't suit but he. 5 million settlement for the near fatal misapplicationof a drug. Then she reached the corner, opened the cupboard door and whilegrabbing a cereal bar and noticing it was the second to last she did up herboots before progressing onto the fridge and grabbing a glass of milk, andslopping some onto the oak floor before opening the reclaimed oak door andwalking rapidly into the living room and to her computer desk where she setup her new Apple Mac and boot up her dell laptop. By the time they were.