The compulsory dances are a group of twenty-odd dances, the steps strictly prescribed. Every team does the same steps to the same music. Every year, f...ur of the dances are picked, and two of those four are skated at each competition. A small error can be disastrous. A large error can be fatal--and that's what happened to Warren and Sophia. In the second dance--which was the fairly difficult Golden Waltz--their skates clicked, and the undertrained duo went down, in a heap, completely. I think I fell asleep in minutes.At six the next morning I was woken up by a nurse that was almost scarier than any of my drill sergeants at Parris Island. She was about three inches shorter than Susan and weighed at least 200 pounds so I assumed this must be Debra, the head nurse.Her name tag confirmed that and Debra immediately started yelling at me to get up, get out of bed and get ready for physical therapy.“Physical therapy?” I asked. “I just had surgery two days ago!”“And you should have. She took out all of his cash and handed it to Katie without even bothering to count it.I dragged the gentleman by his wrists down the bumpy steps and out through the back door. It was still snowing, and he was still naked from the waist up, and I still didn’t care.One morning at breakfast, Riles grinned around the table and said, “Guess who Patcheye’s biggest earner is?”Rebecca said, “Who?”“Stumpy.”Rosie said, “A dwarf! Really? Why would a man...” She broke off and looked at Cayuse. Rebecca was. Marcus went on to explain the game. It was standard musical chair rules, but it didn't count as sitting on the chair unless you had the dildo inside you.Oh my god, this was insane. But whatever, I was having fun and always had been competitive with games.A few of the girls stripped down to take their panties off because they were wearing boy shorts or bikini style, but I kept my thong on and just slid the back to the side.Next thing I knew, the music started and I was in line with the girls.