Resigning himself to a night of wind, he shiftedin the seat, letting some gas escape as he did. Straight away, it feltodd, and he started, thinking ma...be he was really ill, or he'd followedthrough or something, but the feeling quickly passed, even if he stillfelt gassy, and he went back to the TV. It was less than a minute laterwhen Jake felt the need to break wind again, and as he did, he felt theodd sensation return. It was like a sudden shock of pins and needlesaround his butt, which faded. "Lovely idea. Will you give us a guided tour?" Just follow me!" He set down his empty glass and all three stood up eagerly and trooped toward the bedroom, Duke following, nosing his way through the door after them."What a dog!" Lauralee groaned, "He never misses out on a chance for some pussy... he's really shocking, sometimes... but you know, since I'm alone, I do find it's nice to have Duke around... there are times when a dog is woman's best friend!"The trio undressed rapidly and soon were. The dances the nuns performed would have made a veteran lap-dancer blush. Their purpose was to show that the dancer's body was a suitable receptacle for the God's seed. Each dancer's aim was to entice her god to choose her instead of the person next to her; to show that she was the most worthy receptacle for his semen. Not that they were free-for-all competitions. Each move, each posture, each gesture was stylised and ritualised and carefully choreographed. Audrey was reminded of a Bollywood. "This is exactly what you need and it's truly one of the nicest things I have in the shop." No really, I... how did you know my name?" Come on Mark, don't be as dumb as you look!" The old man said blowing dust off the top of the box. "This is a magic shop and I am a wizard." Right." Mark said and started backing away towards the exit."Come on Mark, don't be a wimp. You want excitement and adventure; well this magical ring can help. With it you can change your appearance in any way you like.".