Someone, somewhere, has a very sick sense of humor. But, Sir, we don’t really have Harems and all twenty-six of our women are on board with us.”�...Twenty-six? You should have about four hundred fifty and about twice that many children by now. What’s the story here?”“Sir, that’s a real sore point with the troops and, frankly Sir, with myself as well. Permission to speak freely, Sir?”“Granted!”“Sir, we were recruited before the current rules were developed. We were asked to volunteer before anyone. Instead ofdriving all the way home, and risk the possibility of getting pulledover, why don't you just stay here with me tonight? I mean, it's a two-bedroom suite, so you're more than welcome to crash in the one I'm notusing. Or, if you'd like, you can always bunk in with me?" Are you serious?" Amber asked excitedly."I most certainly am."The truth is, Amber, I'd really like you to stay the night, what withme being new in town and all..."Amber's voice took on an uncharacteristically serious tone. "Nope. I couldn't believe it but I took it all. Every inch." That's my girl," Sandra laughed and patted her daughter's thigh."There was just one problem," Elaine added and then laughed."What?" John's condoms wouldn't fit. It only covered half of his cock," she said and then looked quickly at the boys, afraid they had heard. However, they were fighting over a cookie.It was Sandra's turn to laugh. "What'd you do?" she asked.Elaine paused and looked out at the boys now chasing each other in the. ..”“But, then he came down the aisle and got me,” said Ronald.“Oh my God,” said Stacey. “He figured it out. It was too late for him to back out, which he would have done if he’d have known about it in advance. So...”“So what are you saying Stacey?” said Ronald.“So, he decided to do as much as he was absolutely required to do and no more,” said Stacey. “He saw walking you down the aisle, Jenna, as validating his fathership. Then he saw us as trying to water it, his fathership, down, again, and.