"So that's his last name," I replied, as I walked into the compact kitchen."You didn't even know his last name?" Kim laughed, raising her eyebrows in ...isbelief. Pulling up a stool to the kitchen counter, she asked, "Sooo... was he any good?" she smiled, propping her chin in her hand with a look of eagerness and intrigue."Surprisingly good for a virgin," I replied, opening a bag of bagels and popping one into the toaster.Kim's eyes widened, begging me for more details, but she blushed at the. Her parents were really cool about supplying condoms all sneaky-like… which was why Petra had been giving them to her friends to use for about three years now. But the truth was that she’d never gone all the way before. She was thinking about it with Keith, but after the whole dick-rash thing and the rumors she’d dug up she sort of realized he was a scrub now. She was kind of grateful for that rash, since it stopped her from doing anything more than the couple times she’d awkwardly blown. Years ago this incident took place rather unexpectedly from what was explained by her. And for sometime it kinda weighed on her because she had never had any out of he ordinary sex or sexual encounters after being married to the same man for 12 years before they ended their marriage. After awhile she'd open up about it again, and we'd have some interesting and usually entertaining conversations. Finally I made the suggestion to why not OWN IT...so this this way the thought about it all doesn't. "Jordan." Jordan was still all smiles as he looked up to his friend like ahelpless puppy. "When you said 'couple', what exactly did you mean?"Jordan winced. "Yeah, she thought I was...ya know...gay cause of how I wasdressed, but don't worry I'll just make up some excuse if there's ever anoffice party or something." I don't think she thinks you're gay." Really? But she thinks I'm your boyfriend." No...no she doesn't. She thinks...she thinks you're my girlfriend."Jordan's smile fell apart like a.