The hand was long thin and tan abnormally warm in the cold London rain. It sent a shiver though her. She looked to her left to be left speechless by ...he brownest eyes she had ever seen. They sparkled as they looked at her questionably. She immediately recognized them she had only spent hours online looking at them wishing she could be lucky enough to meet the man behind them Rafa Nadal. ‘Is this your car? I didn’t know it was waiting for you. Go ahead.’ She could have smacked herself she knew. ”“There’s only one in this town. The Old South Inn. It’s owned by the police chief’s brother. They’re not very nice to people like me.”“If I’m going to snoop around, I need to blend in. Sounds just like the right place. Where is it?”“Southern Road and Robert E Lee Street.”Steele buckled his belt and put on his shirt. While tucking it in, he said, “If you see me in town, you can’t let on that you know me. I’m a stranger to you. Understand?”Sally nodded. “What are you going to do?”“What I do. A kar raha hoo meri age 22 years hai or humare ghar main main papa mummy or ek choti behan jis ka naam payal hai aor wo 1st year main parti hai us ki age 20 saal hai ery papa ka business hai or mummy bank main job karti hai or mujhe cricket ka both shonk hai main cricket kailta bhi hoo or meri behanmujhsy larti thi ky bhai aap cricket nahi kehla karo aap ky kapdy kharab ho jatay hai or baad main aap mujhe apni cricket ky bary main bata ty ho phir bhi main jab bhi cricket khil kar aata tha to us. [Status: Finished!]Xenobiological Morphosis (or alternately; Aliens Gone Wild!) - A bungled alien experiment leaves an unknowing human test subject with a small growing problem that the women around him can't keep their hands off... and it might be infectious. A silly, ridiculous, funny story about a guy who keeps getting attacked by the suddenly cock-hungry women around him. God, but that title name is awful though... I'll take any suggestions with anything better in the comments. [Status:.