Her eyes, however, gave only the barest hint of a smile."Naw," the brunette drawled. "He's probably trying to get it hard enough to stick in the littl... blonde once more before they get here. It's not that easy for him, you know. Half the time, at least, he can't get a hard-on."She saw the kid's face flush in anger. It really did bug the kid to think that the old man was fucking the blonde.Charlene stepped toward him and looked him in the eye. "You've really got a hard for that little pussy,. ”“I’m just ... Mrs. Umayyah ... I ... You’re just so hot! I can’t believe this is happening.”“Believe it.” I smiled at him as I slipped my skirt off my hips and unveiling the rather plain pair of panties I wore beneath, a soft cream color. Nothing exciting or racy that a MILF like me should wear to entice her students into an afternoon of passion.This was so wrong, but it made me so wet. I needed to make up all the money I lost on my gambling addiction before my husband found out. And Pete was. All the prisoners were aliens.The alien in the cell was female. I knew this because she was naked. I also knew instinctively that being naked wasn't something that this woman normally did. The moment I stepped up to the bars of the cell she looked up at me and then she tried to obscure my view of her body by placing her arms over her breasts. That was an effort made more difficult by the manner in which she was bound. I noticed immediately that her hands were secured inside bags that were bound. . Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique.