I say, “I don’t know how they did it but please stop and let’s get the rings from Ben.”The ambulance stops, Jens throws open the back door and...asks, “How are you doing?”I reply, “Jens, we need the rings.”Ben walks up hands then to Bernie and the preacher asks, “Is there any danger she will deliver the baby soon?”The EMT replies, “No sir, I figure we have a few hours.”The preacher looks at us and says, “We need witnesses and since the best man and maid of honor are here, I would like to finish. ”“They weren’t midgets,” Sean said patiently.“Yes, there were. There were three of them,” Max said getting angry.“They weren’t midgets; they were Dwarves,” Sean said.“What are you talking about?” Max asked thinking that Sean was making fun of him.Sean let go of the paint cans and moved over to Max. The cans floated in the air. Max stared at the cans and said, “I’m going crazy.”“No, you aren’t,” Sean said patiently.“I’m seeing things,” Max said nearly on the verge of tears. The entire time he. Two of them are married to lovely but oblivious ladies that had they known what was going on would most likely been very upset. On one hand I felt bad about the risk we were exposing their marriage to yet on the other hand it had been the husbands choice to participate or not.I know, I know, who’s going to turn down free strange pussy right? Especially if the woman that has that pussy between her legs is as hot as my wife.So here we are at our house just like last year and the year before that.. "Ok, Ok I'll do it"June replied in defeat. Dang I hate that she thought, they always hire some Santa that looks like a homeless man and stinks. Oh well what can you do I guess she thought, all the other girls have been Mrs. Santa or Santa's helper, whatever you want to call it but she always got out of it. Being friends with the boss had its perks but she was transferred and now Travis was the boss. "Hey Travis" June said catching up the the black man heading for the elevator,"I'll help at the.