At home, things felt odd.No Angel running around looking for a snack, dragging some driftwood into the 'house' because it looks like a mutated bird, n...t even the sudden appearance of seagull's eggs which weren't there two minutes before on the sink, or the last time Bob looked anyhow.Bob threw his dress-up town clothes of a pair of ragged ex-army khaki shorts, circa 1971, onto his bed and Helen's voice came over the radio, a bit crackly so we might be in for a storm. " ... come in Fischer...". To usse dande we nikalne ke liye jab woh jhuki to usake bade boobs mujhe dikhe.Woh dekhate huye usane mujhe dekh liya.Woh kapda leke ander chali gayi. Thodi der baad woh mujhe qindow mw fir dikhi woh mere window ki taraf hi dekh rahi thi.To maine dimak ladaya.Wo abhi nigtyme thi.Usake boobs ke nippel nighty se saf dikh rahe the.Usee meri halat kharab ho gayi.Mera baburao khada ho gaya.Main half pant me tah.Woh dekh rahi h dekhake maine thoda piche khisaka aur meri pant utarke use mera land. Her eyes widened in surprise then she excitedly hugged me back. After that I shook hands with the men and women of the small group and pretended not to notice their staring. Oh, and the men all had really stiff erections - their way of being extra polite!'Polite my ass!''Max! You don't have an ass.''There's nothing polite about an erection!''Not even if its owner asks you politely 'may I fuck you with my stiff dick, dear?' I asked ever so sweetly. Long pause. I swear! I just don't understand. "Ok," Ms. T. continued. "So, when you decided to sleep with Jared, Amanda, what did you hope would happen?" Well," I thought, "first, I hoped it'd fit." Everyone howled at that one, Jared just blushed purple. "I hoped it wouldn't hurt too much. I hoped I'd have an orgasm. And, I guess, I hoped it would be, I don't know, intense. Like you said what we did here with our hands on Tuesday. I hoped if we went all the way, it'd be as intense." So, what happened?" Ms. T asked.I smiled and proudly said.