‘Granny, my sweet, lovely Granny, don’t pretend innocence! Ever since I helped you tidy up your drawers, years ago, I know that you keep newspaper...clippings from your faves at the time. So if I say that Julian Woolfe today is what your Mario Lanza and Enrico Caruso were at the time. Then you might get it.’ ‘Hum!’ Granny muttered. ‘But Mario Lanza never went on a tour!’ ‘No, that’s right because it wasn’t done that way in those days. It was almost enough to show up outside Grauman’s Chinese. It was by the guy I ended up getting married to. He was the only man to make love to me, we got married as soon as I graduated from high school. I was pregnant with Wendy at the time. I have been divorced for a couple of years, and you’re the first man that I have slept with since the divorce.” She told me as she gave me a quick rundown of her life.As she headed for the bathroom, she stopped in the doorway and looked back at me, and smiled as she said,”you know that was the best sex I ever. ”My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.Would a disaffected member of Generation X be a highly-motivated and successful person?Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!”The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Where?”Dear Bill:OK, so I’ll never be president,but at least Donna Rice was a babe!Gary HartI just came back from the Twin Cities.. I was amazed at how my face had changed, but it was still me.As she released my arms, I tried to walk, but wobbled badly in the 5 inchheels. April laughed and told me to walk around to get used to them. As Iwalked April kept telling me to swing my hips more. I kept trying, but Icould not make her happy so she told me to stop and bend over the sink. Shewalked up next to me and with a flip of her wrist a butt plug appeared inher hand. She grinned and said this would help my walk. The butt.