I assured them they would be welcome anytime. This was seconded by Ezra.I looked around as Mom pulled out for the airport. All that were left here for...the minute were Ezra and Grace Lincoln, Jenny, who was getting lunch, and Terry and Bill--oh yes, my nephew, and of course Amy and Amelia. I would be talking to Terry and Bill right after lunch. The girls were hanging on my arm wanting something to do. "Okay, if you want to, you can go look for beer bottles and cans in the hayfield next to where. ”“For the story to be scary, it needs to be real,” Jen complains.“This is real, I saw the ruins of the tower on my Europe trip last summer. This village was all about this event in their history. They had a museum with really old paintings, with like goblins and orcs running over the nearby landscapes. There was even a skeleton of a cat person, you could see the tail bones and everything.”“Strange how with all that evidence, we still haven’t heard about this catastrophic event before,” you joke. Paul was a wreck after that. He told me he would have moved out if he'd had the means.It was about two weeks later that Mom caught him masturbating while wearing one of her bras and looking at Tiffany's picture. Well, things kind of "hit the fan" around here if you know what I mean, and Mom made a phone call to the local hospital. She had read about the new "Virility Act" that made it legal to recommend young men who were "unfit" or "of low character" for treatment... and transformation into. “His cheat function is contagious?” Nat sounded aggravated for some odd reason. Maybe she would share.“Don’t knock it, babe. If we ever get stuck, he can help us and we can help him. It’s all about the last boss, after all.” Matt placated his wild girlfriend with solid reasoning.From the follow-up discussion, no one was in a real hurry to get to Ed’s vampirism. Except maybe Beau, who held himself back for the most part.“Red isn’t done yet. Remember be nice or sharp instruments of diciness are.