I introduced him to Babs and then we had a cocktail while she finished dinner. The evening started off with a nice bottle of Merlot followed by steak ...nd baked potatoes. We had peach cobbler for dessert and followed it with some Baileys Irish Cream. Babs was just starting to tell us about what she had found out from her girlfriends when my cell phone started beeping. It was my mom. She was broke down on the side of the road and she couldn't reach my dad so would I please come and save her. I. ”Molly laughed at the suggestion and answered, “She doesn’t have a boyfriend yet. Her first date is this weekend.”Surprised at the information, Ed asked, “So why are you doing this now?”In a very serious tone of voice, Molly answered, “The time to learn about this stuff is before you have experience with it, not after. If you wait until after, you could end up with a pregnant teenage girl on your hands.”“I didn’t think of that,” replied Ed.“So will you model for her?”One glimpse at the young. " Wendy laughed."Your father, he was furious." My brother worried."Oh, he still is, but mom's been trying to cool him. That's why I got sent out of the house. I think they're at it for the third time since last night." You're kidding!" It's not like it's a record or anything." Rodney's girlfriend sounded a little catty. She switched to a more alluring tone. "Anyway, I got to thinking how my boyfriend was kicked out of school and my own house in only a couple days, and I asked myself, how lucky. It’s a pee pee. It’s a baby dick. It’s a sissy clitty. *giggles* Well, since you ruined your date’s evening, wasted her time with your clumsy come-ons when she could’ve been with a real man, you’re going to do something for her. You’re going to go back to her house & tell her that you’re sorry for wasting her time &, to make it up to her, you’re going to humiliate & degrade yourself. *giggles* What do you think she’ll do to you & that puny pecker of yours, huh sissy? Ooh, maybe she’ll give you.