Interview mai kuch jada nahi pucha aur hum sabki details leke hume jane ko kaha ye sun kar hum sabi logon ko bahut bura laga and is per maine socha ki...jis counsultant ne mujhe call karke mera time waste kiya hai use tou kam se kam batana hi chahiye… mene khundak me use phone kiya aur bina kuch soche use datna shuru kar diya… is par wo thodi dar gayi… aur thodi der bat karne ke bad meri bi khundak kam ho gayi. uske bad wo mujhse normally bat karne lagi… tou maine casually use bola ki agar aap. As I pulled into the lot, I got a text telling me that he was waiting in front. I parked, turned off the car, and took a deep breath. It was time to finally go on my first real date as Vanessa, and I was loving it. I met him at the entrance, and he greeted me with a kiss on the cheek. "You look amazing Vanessa," he told me. "Thanks, you look very handsome, Greg." He took my hand, and led me into the restaurant. I was so nervous as we were seated. Were people looking at me? Could they tell? What. Fills his glasses to the brim,Passes them aroundOnly pleasure he gets out of lifeIs hoboin' from town to town.When the steamboat came into the dock only a few minutes after itsscheduled arrival, I carefully noticed there were no "Wanted"posters of me on the boat, so I boarded with my small suitcase andfor the first few hours watched the scenery we passed by. In theevening I was invited to a poker game. Although I finished ahead,it barely covered the price of the meals I had from the galley. 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because.