We all laughed but he went on to explain. "A family friend had bought a 60 footer that sleeps up to 8 people five years ago. Six months later, the wif... contracted an inner ear infection and from then on every time they went out or slept on board, she got motion sick. Last month, her husband had retuned from fishing and was steering the boat up to the pier when he started the foghorn and keeled over from a massive heart attack. People on the pier managed to board and secure the boat but it was. He lifted it up and he asked, "Did you ever have testicles?"She had tears in her eyes and shook her head.When he saw how bad she was hurting and took her into his arms and lether cry on his shoulders.He said, "Don't worry you are every bit of a woman to me. So do youwant to go out with me?"She nodded, "Yes, I do."He said, "Well nice ok so biologically you are male kind of but you arestill all woman to me. A beautiful lady and I am glad you came overSaturday afternoon."She said, "I am so. Cynthia must be on one hell of a cruise. Maybe in the oversized bathtub that the Century Hotel probably had. She said she had taken her luggage on the cruise, right? And the GPS said her suitcase hadn't moved. So obviously she cruised around the room.She probably didn't even need her bed, being on a cruise and all. She'd cruise around Mr. AssHole and stop every once in a while so he could plug one of her portholes. Fucking slut.My thoughts turned to the time after Cynthia would be coming home.. " Yes you can, you can buy all the houses around you and then only sell to nice people", Jane laughed."Maybe that's what I will have to do", I said with a grin.Both girls laughed.They were right. The houses got better as they went. I bought this one as well. Shannon couldn't believe it and now we had three bankers with us and got offered tea at the next house in a tent set up on the front lawn. No one else seemed to be invited to the tent but we went and had some tea and muffins.The bank people.