And bacon and eggs would be lovely." Okay. I'll tell Betty. See you in the dining room," said Dan.Blake watched the man leave the room and then headed...for the bathroom.It was about twenty minutes later when Blake joined Dan at the breakfasttable. "I wasn't sure what to wear but I didn't think a suit wasappropriate," he said. Blake was wearing a short-sleeved white shirt, darkblue shorts, grey socks and his black leather shoes."You look very smart," Dan said. "I'm not expecting any visitors. The feeling was unbelievable as her ass gripped my shaft over and over. She burried her face in the carpet and rode out the remainder of her climax as I spread her ass cheeks apart to savour the view of my dick embedded in her tiny hole. Once her orgasm had subsided Shannon looked back over her shoulder at me with that sexy, cute face of hers. A strand of hair hung down over one eye as she smiled devilishly. She then dropped her mid-section downwards, making her ass stick farther into the air. .. then they turned the page...On the second page was written...For 95 points:Which Tire? _________Lovemaking Tips For Seniors And you too Jim!!!!!1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember...6. Have Tylenol ready in case you. On the third day, he asks for a beer, and hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and yells “here’s your change then!” The guy looks down at the coins and says: “I’ll have another beer, please.”A weasel walks into a bar.The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”“Pop,” goes the weasel.Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some.