?? ?Hey, good luck? smiled Christina as Trinewas suddenly pulled away by the arm by another chef.?? ?You too' yelled Trine through the noisefrom a mea... grinder as she let herself lift up on the wooden table forpreparation.? The chef tied her feet andlegs close together with cotton string and then tied her hands to her ankles asshe bent her knees up to her breast.?Thus lying helplessly on her back, he inserted a very large carrot deepinto her tight cunt and sewed her labia together with string. She picked up his plate and dished some smashed potatoes onto it. She handed me the plate and I put a little of what was on the platter in front of me. His plate was piled high when it got to him, and he had met everyone at the table. Within minutes he was smiling and laughing with everyone else at the table. I stopped eating for a few moments and just felt. I closed my eyes and could feel the distinct energy from each person in the room. When I felt Brad I could feel the fear he held on to,. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”This one is compliments of Mario M.A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver“The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to. ” I knelt down and as I did he undid his belt and the waist button of his pants. I pulled the pants down around his knees and his BBC sprung up like in a porn movie. I leaned forward to kiss his balls, licked them, then worked my way up his big shaft to the tip, kissed it and licked it like it was a popsicle or a tootsie pop. He was circumcised so I licked a loving outline around the head and cooed my appreciation of his tool. “Mmmm, Uncle Leon, you are so big!” longer than 9 inches.