He found himself in a sort of modified situation of the old adage; Marry in haste, repent at leisure. Married he certainly had not, but having quit th... only home he had ever known on the spur of moment, however awful it had been, he suddenly realised that he has no idea what he was going to do or where he was going to goTalk about a plan B; Kyle didn’t even have a plan A. But the die was cast and there was no going back; so in sheer desperation he made his way back to Steve, the person whose. The next day I felt different. Knowing that Joey might have been attracted to me turned me on. On the other hand, the thought that it was a coincidence made me feel stupid. I decided to milk this situation. After school, Joey offered to do our homework in his house today. I agreed and we followed the same routine that we usually do. After we finished our mid-afternoon snack, we went into his room and started our homework. Joeys mom was the only other person who lived in his house. She worked. Then getting down on all fours on the stage, she crawled to within inches of his face, looked him straight in the eyes, and began mouthing the words to the song, ‘I Don’t Get No Satisfaction.’ She was not surprised when a ten-dollar bill materialized in his hand, which he gingerly inserted into her garter belt as she sat before him on the runway with her legs spread apart. As she came through the audience after her set and thanked everyone who had tipped her with a kiss on the cheek, he called. That didn’t come out right. You see, I don’t usually go to stripclubs. I was just having a bad day. Well, work had been good, but I got a nasty shock in my bathroom. That didn’t come out right, either. OK, I’ll just keep going. By some miracle of angles and doors I had managed to accidentally line the mirrors up perfectly so that I had a view of the back of my head that afternoon. It was traumatizing. Only men who have gone bald (and women too, I suppose) can understand this feeling, but it was.