Kings drive from the west of the river, Dalmarnock road from the power station and London Road. The ‘caurs’ as they were known sported the city li...ery of green and yellow or the metropolitan red. their antennae touched the overhead live wires and would frequently send out clouds of bright blue sparks which could be quite dramatic on a wet day.. Dad, my younger brother (also Joe) and I would come into Brig’ton once a month to have a haircut – he had been coming here for years -Toni, an Italian. Almost like... fins? And and aspine was pushing out from each of my elbows. I was seriously scared now.I was turning into some kind of freak.I could feel something weird going on in my waist. I lifted my t shirt upand could see my 6 pack melting away as the remaining mass from my armsand shoulders pushed past it, taking more mass from my waist with it. Icould feel my arse starting to plump up and my penis disappear. Iunbottoned my jeans and yanked them down to my knees. My penis had goneand was. " She fiddled with my hair and mydress, then stood back and said, "Okay, Kim. That's enough silliness.You promised to be my pretty assistant tonight, so please help me getall my makeup packed and into the car."Samantha sighed. "I thought you were going to be my barmaid?" she askedin a worried tone."I can do both," I said. "I've looked at the list of volunteers, and itshouldn't be hard to set up the bar and show the other girls the ropesbefore Dawn's makeover customers start showing up." If. After all that time as a woman I was ready and more thanqualified. Three days later I had the surgery, and when I awoke, Arthurwas standing there holding my hand!"You really didn't think I would find out? In this town? But, you doknow that my wife can tell me anything, right?"He kissed me and left when the nurse tossed him out. Wife? Did he justask me to marry him? What just happened?! My friend Melanie came in thenext day and when I told her what Arthur had said she merely grinned. Ihad to.