“OK, you’re WAY funnier than she suggested!”“You caught me on a good day,” I chuckled. “And when she first met me, I was seriously humor-i...paired.”“That no longer appears to be a problem.”“Your insight serves you well,” I replied, doing my best Obi-wan Kenobi impression.“Too funny! So, besides moderately good impressions, what do you do for fun?”“Play pool, play chess, mini golf, go to the movies.”“I play chess, but I’m not very good.”“Ever play ‘strip chess’?” I asked with a silly grin.“Is. Ron placed a hand on the spot that was turning red on his cheek, and, unexpectedly, he sneered. “Touched a soft spot, did I?” he asked.Pansy growled. “I was going to offer a way out of this situation, but evidently you don’t want it,” she smoothed her robes. “I bet that Professor McGonagall will be very interested to hear what her model student is up to late at night. Will they send her away? I hope so.” She turned on her heels and walked away, a bitter smirk on her face.Ron swore. He crossed. I got a little sad but he cheered me up and told me he had a suprise for me tomorow. I went to check my emails and got automaticly hard, 23 mens had respond to my adds, I talked with every one of them, could only got 14 to come the next day but I was still very happy since my initial goal was to get at least 10. This day finaly came, I went to my new 51 years old friend a bit earlier to talk with him. I got to his home at 13h30 and mens were supposed to start comming at 14h00. He remind me of. "Yes sure." Mansoor said as he started opening the scooter's casing.I picked up the receiver and held it to my ear. Silence. No dial tone."There is no dial tone" I said.Mansoor came over and took the phone from me. As he did, I could not help but notice his still shirt-less torso. It was hairy, and he had a big pot belly. There were some stains of grease on his belly, chest and arms."I guess the storm knocked the lines out." Oh. Is there someone close by with a cellphone?" I asked."There's just.