‘Surely you’ve heard that before.’ It was quite a few minutes later before the feline returned to her breakfast, crunching away at the dry food....It wasn’t until later when the coffee had brewed and Helen was reaching for the handle on the refrigerator that she saw the list. She pulled it from the door, poured some half-and-half into her coffee and walked to the table, reading. ‘Mahpe,’ she said out loud. The cat gave her a lazy look and licked back along her whiskers before bending down to the. By the time I pulled away, and said “Would you like to take this inside?” She was so breathless she could only nod. My leg was warm and wet from where it had been resting between her thighs.I walked over to the garage door, and started to open it up, when I felt her walk up behind me, and slide a hand down my pants. A purely satisfied sound escaped from her lips.“Oh, that is going to feel so good.”She explored a little as I stood there, enjoying the sensation of her warm hands sliding over my. ” I answered.“I know you care for her, that’s why I know something more happened.” she stated.I thanked my mother-in-law for her concern, but again told her I had made the decision to break it off with Jen. We talked for a few more seconds then hung up. I got home, took a shower and dropped into my chair to watch TV.About an hour later Jennifer called and told me her mother had just gotten off the phone with her. She told me her mom had grilled her for over an hour about what had happened. I. Be kind, good, gentle and caring. Share. Treat her with respect. Treat her as an equal. Well if that worked, then why are you sitting there alone, trying to figure out why your girl has ditched you for someone who is so NOT that? Or maybe you haven't even gotten to that point. Maybe you are what the girls call: Just Friends.Thanks Momma, your advice is working like crap.So what the hell is going on here?Why is she giving you crap advice?Here's a thought, have you ever thought to take your Dad's.