"I'm driving," said the stranger."Well, that's the quickest way." said the Newfie.Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf...pro if they sell ball markers.The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.The guy gives the golf pro a dollar.The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands him a dime to use as the marker.This economic model is also used by the government.This one is compliments of Paul it may be a repeat ... Show it to your better half...HOW. .. but which one? There were no sounds coming from any of the rooms. Well, I figured, I guess I'll look in a few and see if I can find them. So I reached for the nearest door and opened it just far enough to see if they were in the room.Jackpot! The first door I opened revealed the two women, sprawled out on the bed. But what I saw them doing took even me by surprise. One of the gals, a brunette, was feeling up the blonde. She had her hand under the blonde's blouse and was feeling her nicely. "I didn't realize you were back," Raven said embarrassed at the thought that they might have a clue as to what she had been thinking about."You looked like you were lost in thought," Cat said picking up a chunk of pineapple from the fruit bowl.Raven said, "I was just thinking about things." What kind of things?" Cat asked."Personal and private things." Sorry," Cat said.The morning of the first full day at the resort was spent shopping. It was amazing how high the prices were at the stores. She went inside. But as soon as she walked past my doorway I ran in after her and stopped her. She was petite, so small. She needed me to take care of her. She wanted me to. She loved me. I knew others wouldn't understand, so I locked the door, that way they wouldn't be able to tear us apart. I unplugged the phone in the wall before all of this anyway, so even if she came in and dialed faster than I could run, she wouldn't have been able to. Now we were alone. Now we could be together. I had to.