” The other student said, “I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.” The old man said, “You thought but you are wrong.”So they asked him, “Well... old timer, what do you have?” The old man said, “I thought it was a fart ... but I was wrong, too!”... ✧ ✧ ✧Compliments of Reltney Mc I heard a variation of that story (the wine-for-husband story)During Mr. Clinton’s presidency, it was reported, the President descended the stairs of Marine One, on the South Lawn of the White House, carrying two pigs. The. "Mooi, wil je nog even meekomen naar mijn caravan? Dan drinken we nog wat". Aangezien mijn vader nog zeker een half uur bezig was om moeder te palen, en ik toch niks te doen had, stemde ik in. Met een halfslappe pik liep ik met haar, hand in hand, naar haar plek. Ze zat van hoofd tot buik zichtbaar onder het sperma, en tijdens het voorbijgaan zag je sommige mensen vreemd kijken. "Laat ze maar, ze zijn het van me gewend, hier. Ik ben 59, weduwe, en wil geen relatie meer, maar wil wel gewoon. .Nude, Gina stood in front of the mirror. She looked down at her pussy. It wasn't shaved, she realised. It wasn't even trimmed. Gina had never been a big fan of sex - she'd had plenty, but it had always been lights off, under the cover. And since it wasn't bikini season, what was the point of shaving it? If it were shaved, then all the boys would be able to see her pussy lips. And if she was going to be naked for all the boys, well, she wanted them to see her pussy lips, didn't she?Gina blinked. Mine is about 5-6 inches and kinda skinny. his was 6-7 and fat,, even soft. I became hypnotized by it I got that urge you get in the pit of your stomach when your getting excited anyway, he saw me staring and said you gay dude? I was taken back and said no way, he then said "it's" ok if you are, I could use a gay or anyone about now. the bad part was is that he didnt put it away, he actually started pulling on it slowly looking right at me, I never felt so helpless in my life. I never wanted.
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