"Forty-first century, huh," I repeated softly.Kira kissed me on the cheek. "Welcome to the year 4047, Harry Watts." I was over two thousand years into...the future and eight point six light years from home. Holy fucking shitballs. Eat your heart out, Buck Rogers.*The blue sky above us ripped apart with a loud "Whup whup" crack as the Star Liner emerged from curved space with its black and yellow wasp like exterior gleaming in the sun.I stood there staring at it as the vessel slowly passed. Arlene was put back on her normal daytime workout schedule. Rebecca only said that the she had missed seeing Arlene that week, but did not ask where she had been.It was time for a very big move, one that would probably jolt Arlene to her core. The next time Sarah stripped after school and sat down to talk to Arlene, Sarah just laid it out. "Mom, you know that I'm still a virgin, right?"Shocked that Sarah would even say it, Arlene was barely able to stammer out "I ... I would h ... hope so.". . You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and. Being around her mother always made her think of herself and if she would ever turn out just like her. The thought always haunted her, even in her dreams. Eric stepped in front of Ashley as if to protect her. “You know its Ashley’s birthday and I find it hard to believe you forgot when you had her.” Eric knew he sounded angry but he didn’t care. “Oh.” The mother said and walked away. A minute later they heard the front door open and close. Ashley got so angry and frustrated that she ran.