" Record?" Seven and two. Two on points, three by knockout, two by submission." What about the two she lost?" The first loss was her very first fight,...and nerves knocked her off her game plan. The second she should have won, but she got mad and lost her concentration. Why the questions about her fighting ability?" You're asking me to assist her in managing her money. I invest a lot of time in my clients, that's why I charge more. I'm very successful at what I do, so I can pick and choose. Most. .. deep breath... I opened the door and said the coolest, most clever thing I could come up with:"Hi." Hi!" she smiled, her hand patting my cheek as she sauntered in. Almost three in the morning and she had more bounce in her step than I would the next day at noon. Ah, youth."You look really familiar-" we both froze in mid-sentence, amazed that we'd said the same thing to one another in unison. She giggled. I smiled."You first" I offered."Have we ever... I mean, do I know you from somewhere?" I. "Hattie went back to her seat, her eyes brimming with tears. The Countessenfolded her in her arms.There was a long silent minute while the magistrate sorted through hispapers, then he addressed Burt directly."Burt Harper, you have heard the accusations made against you and,despite your lack of education and retarded intelligence, you understandthe seriousness of your crimes. Is that correct?"Burt nodded. "Yes sir." To the crime of theft, how do you plead?"Burt looked back at the gaunt uncaring. Having the alteredbody of my WIFE, dressing in the most provocative clothes she couldever have worn, getting ready to go out in public, begging to wearpanties, and her in there laughing at me in my own body! Worst of all,it was making me horny! All because I wrote some stupid words on apiece of parchment.Looking in the mirror, I realized I did at least one thing right forher. Picking up the brush on the counter and quickly moving it throughmy hair, it was instantly styled. I always did hate.