Kinder egg it is then.A DIFFERENT NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... Twas the night before Christmas, and geez it was neat,The kids were both gone, and my wife...was in heat.The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy, and I am in the nude,Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.Up to the window I sprang like an elf,Tore back. But Debby was advancing with her tongue lashing around like a hungry tiger, obviously bent on oral sex. And M argot, who loved sex with girls every bit as much as she did with guys, saw no reason to say a word.She would play it by ear and-she hoped, by tongue.Debby paused at the foot of the bed, slightly puzzled. She hadn't realized that Jerry had such a finely shaped ass. He was a lean, muscular boy, and it was strange that he should have a wide ass.Then she shrugged, not giving a shit. She. No longer a child psychologist, no longer a sinister world dictator with superhuman intelligence, but just me, Ben Warren, average guy."He courted her and she soon fell back in love with him. Or perhaps, she'd never completely fallen out of love with him. In any event, he bought her presents, took her dining and dancing, wrote terrible poetry to her. Now they were married and ready to consummate the ceremony. She was amazed when he told her he wanted to hold off till after the wedding to go all. Subah maine apna bike nikala jo k bullet hai is bike ka punjab mein bahut craze hai khair chodo in baato ko story par aata hoon mai ghar c nikla to yaha vaha ghumta hua shaam ko apni mausi k ghar pahuncha meri mausiKa ghar hamare shehar c laghbhag 35km ki doori par hai jab mai vaha pahuncha to massi ne muje gala lga k welcome kiya mere mind mein masi k liye koi v galat bhavnaye nahi thi magar us waqt najane kya hua k mereSharir mein current sa gujra jab unhone mujhe gale se lagaye unke mumme.