And then as soon as it published, everything turned to shit flavored frozen rain. And this is the most important thing… Whatever you do, never write...a goddamn successful novel, you fucking idiot! ***** As you might have expected, I speak from personal experience. And now, in the time honored tradition of shitty novelists everywhere, I am going to take you all the way back to the beginning, whether you want it or not. I grew up the last of a family of six kids in a frightening little. "Joan started to weep."Oh, no," Jill blurted, "don't tell me you're going to have a crying fit on me. The guys will be home in..." she glanced at her watch, "My God, any minute!"Jill put her arm around Joan and hurried her into the bathroom. Grabbing a washcloth, she wet it and began washing Joan's face until Joan stopped her and took the cloth herself and finished the job."I... I'm a virgin," Joan sobbed, holding the cloth against her breasts.It was Jill's turn to gasp in surprise. "You're. He man handled my breasts, squeezing them roughly and I loved it. The combination of his hands on me, his thick cock filling me and being out in the open, started me towards an orgasm. I wasn’t expecting it, so it was a pleasant surprise. However, before my orgasm could be released, we both heard leaves. We froze. Foot steps. No, not just foot steps. Someone running? Was it a park ranger? How would I explain getting arrested for this to my parents? We didn’t have time to even try to hide what. I couldn’t even bare to look at him. I felt so deceived. I wanted to throw my engagement ring out the window but I didn’t. It was too beautiful and too expensive to discard. Not wanting to embarrass myself, needing to save my pride, instead of getting out of the car, I drove away. I was too upset to confront them. I was so angry that I may have hurt one of them or both of them. Now, better this way, he’d never know I was there witnessing them kissing. ### TallBlondeBustyBlueEyedBimbo ### With.