"Coach let out a long chuckle. "You haven't seen anything yet, Coach. I expect ESPN is going to invite you to their awards show two days later. That i... in Orlando. You are a shoo-in for the Biletnikoff award." Best wide receiver?" I asked."That's the one," Coach Burton said. "It would be a travesty if anyone else won that award this year. Division I-A has never had a 5,000 yard receiver before." I never really thought about that," I said. "This is starting to feel a little overwhelming." Put it. As I sat on my bed I thought damn is this summer gonna suck. I missed all the fun I had at College and especially all the boys. I stood up and looked at myself in the full-length mirror. My body was looking good; I had worked real hard that whole year with the sports I took. My legs were like rocks the thigh muscles were like tree trunks and my tits and ass were enough to have any man drooling. I started to undress and while I was undressing I lost control and started caressing myself. I slid. "Yeah, I figured it out a couple months ago. I'm going to be June Cleaver. I've got the heels, of course, and pearls. I just need to find a good fifties style dress. Feel like hitting some vintage stores?" Ellen said."Sure. We'll find something appropriate. You should carry around a tray of cookies." I thought of the cookie sheet, but I think I'm going to carry Jell-O shots on it instead." You're sure to be the hit of the party then!" What are you going to be?" I've been thinking about this for. Can you tell me where exactly it hurts and when it started?” he asks.Sigh. A long silence follows before I can speak. And I find myself whispering.“I was embarrassed to tell the front desk what was wrong. It is my ass.”He furrows his brows, and says, “Okay... “ Silence follows and then, “What exactly is wrong with your butt?”I close my eyes, thinking it will somehow make this whole thing disappear, and say, “I lost my vibrator in my ass. And it is still on.”Silence follows again. I hold my eyes.