" He smiled, and I saw that Davinia took it with good humour.Davinia challenged him to tell her all about my previous girlfriends. I was in two minds,...I fancied making a cup of decent strong coffee to chase way the remnants of my hangover, but I didn't want to leave TJ with Davinia to tell her things that I wouldn't be able to defend myself against. The coffee won, but no damage seemed to be done in my absence.Having drunk coffee, we all piled into my car and I drove out to a country pub for. Well, dont be, dad. Call to mind, I volunteered to do this for our own sake and sanity. I dont ever like to visualize you and I myself thrown out there on the streets and at last helplessly and miserably dispossessed. I will do anything in my power, fatherjust about any kind of thing, to see that we are safe and sound. I am doing it for you alone. Dont you ever overlook this! You have done as much as you can for me up till now, and I must do all that I can for you from now onwards. That is so. He had a beer belly and hairy (a fact that just drew me to him!). when he got up off the floor i just saw hanging the most beautiful thing i had ever seen! 9 inches of hair man meat! i almost passed out!i helped him get to his room and left him in his bed, man did i wish i was those sheets covering his body.the next morning i got up went to the mall for a while and decided to come home. at around 5 in the afternoon all i hear is the door open and hear my dad call out that he was going out to. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."Wife's Response:"Who the fuck is Paula?"And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.CRA Tax ReturnThis story is said to be true: The Canadian Revenue Agency actually.