..perfect round tits, great ass, great build she had it all.Anyway back to the story.....I was lookin her way pretending not to notice her frustration...when she had obviously had enough and decided that it must be time to go to plan B. I didnt mind this one bit because this meant she ripped her shirt open and flashed me right there and then. My cock which was semi hard before now sprung to full attention and tryin to hide it in my school uniform was like trying to hide the sun. She saw. Catching Mike's eye, I winked surreptitiously, and was surprised to see him blush and glance away. Paul turned at the sound of my footsteps and gave me a strange smile that I couldn't fathom the meaning of. "So, you've met Mike then?" I blurted out a little too abruptly."Yes Ruby, we were just getting... acquainted" The same strange half-smile played on his lips and his lazy eyes were boring through me. But this time, I recognised the look. It was the same look Paul gave me when I was flirting. . UMPH!"This goes on for the whole hour.Later, back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?I couldn't get on the bed!This one is compliments of John from the land down underWhat should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?Go for the juggler!This one is compliments of eloIt was a blazingly hot day and not a wind was moving.Lone. "How do you guys... do it?" Ruby said as I quickly smacked her on the leg."Ruby! That’s not nice" I snapped as they laughed."Well, it’s kind of hard to explain," Sarah said."I wanna know," Ruby said, "Is it cool?" she asked with a grin as I sat embarrassed that my s!ster was interrogating our neighbours about their sex life."Very cool," Amanda said as she looked at Sarah and smiled."How do you do it?" Ruby asked again as I quickly said I was sorry when Sarah grinned."It's OK... Like I said.