She had on a light, see-thru nightgown, but no panties, and she was big, chubby, wrinkled, and glaring down at me through her glasses and with her gra... hair as if I was a piece of cake she was about to eat. Then she started jumping up and down. Yes, of course, my cock got huge, how can you not get hard when someone is masturbating you with their body, attractive or not?Finally, no matter my reservations, it started feeling really good, so I just surrendered and started unbuttoning my shorts (I. . at your expense ... with Frank and Ernie's marvelous hamburgers and best vinegar soaked fries ... and you're trying to get the taste of the lake water out of your mouth.It could be worse.The lake was a sawmill pond for nearly a hundred years. Logs sank and the town sewage dumped in the lake for those hundred years. The turds reacted with the water and the logs and every once in a while one of those logs raised it's huge head and collided with something in the water ... like a hull or a. He assured me he could.I told him that was something i had to see. After a little prodding he bent over and put the first 3 inches of his cock in his mouth. I was amazed and told him he did not need a girlfriend. I said if i could do that I probably never got married and laughed. Then i asked if he ever sucked himself off. He said he had tried but he could only get that 3 inches in his mouth. He had admitted he has licked his cockhead while he jerked off a few time until he came. I asked. " Now we better try to go back to sleep. Tomorrow is going to be stressful." Wait please, let me take the collar off. That was silly of me and it can't be very comfortable trying to sleep with it." Thanks babe, I do appreciate that. It's OK at most times but you are right sleeping with it is not the best."We kissed good night one more time and it was not long when Red was out and did that soft snore that she does most nights. I thought back on the night and resolved to try to get some private.